was baked, pan fried and broiled
he descended to hell's kitchen.
The third day the souffle rose again from the dead.
Ate Heaven on Earth Cake
and is seated at the right hand of the Empire's collapse.
From there he will come to cook the living and the dead shellfish
I believe in the Holy Jamie Oliver,
the holy Food Channel,
the cookies for santa claus,
the deep fried mars bars
the obesity of the body,
and the wrath everlasting. Amen.